I’ve been thinking the last couple of days about what topic to write about to interest my readers. The ones that have subscribed until now are either my best friends or those who have the same type of humor that I do: smart, dumb, random and nerdy. Inspiration has struck. Finally.
I have opened iTunes and will press play, hear one phrase, write it down, and then press “forward,” where iTunes will shuffle and find another random tune. I may skip two songs, rearrange phrases for comic purposes, and add a couple transition words every now and then.
I wonder if this will actually make sense. Enjoy!
Waitin’, watchin’ the clock; it’s four o’clock
Lazy yellow moon comin’ up tonight.
Four wheels tearin’ up a fresh green pasture,
Wind blowin’ on my face,
I got a pocket full of sunshine.
I would have given you all of my heart,
when I dropped to my knees in that field on your daddy’s farm.
Baby, I’ve been drifting away
I don’t know where I’m goin’,
I got my toes in the water.
I could hide ‘neath the wings of the blue bird as she sings.
I came to dance
Where the boys are.
Well I walked in, the band just started
Five p.m. rolls around,
Time goes by so slowly.
He didn’t have to wake up
I’ll never forget the first time that I heard,
“The lady that I know just came from Colombia. We met on the highway.”
It’s strange to hear your voice
I don’t want to hear about it anymore.
I was sittin’ on the doorstep
Phone rings, baby cries, TV, diet, guru, lies, “Good morning hunnie”
You told me, “I want a girl that won’t talk back.”
I close my eyes.
“Baby girl, I’ve been watching you all day.
Lay your head down on my shoulder.”
Just look at us, dust on our hearts.
How am I supposed to breathe without air?
All he could think was, “I’m too young for this.”
Seein’ you sittin’ alone
Honey, why you callin’ me so late?
“Because it’s a bittersweet symphony, this life.”
I will remember you.
I’m enjoying this. I can’t believe this became something. Can’t wait to do this again next time I’m bored hahahah