PrettyNerd Proof

‘ello!

      So. I’m back from orientation (haha I never even posted that I left), and told my boyfriend about the free things I got yesterday – organizations wanted my attention and what’s better bait than random things I didn’t think I needed until I saw: frisbee (or the “flying disc,” wherever you’re from), t-shirt, pen, or laundry hamper (which I am now a proud owner of, yes!). I’d say their objective wasn’t quite fulfilled because I’d approach the table, say hello, ask for a brief pitch of their pride and pick up the reward 5 seconds into the shpealing*.

POINT IS: I was showing him the coolest thing of all, demonstrating it.. caressing it.. and finally said, “How pretty, hm?”

The object of my affection?

A 1 GB flashdrive with my new university’s name on it. What a PrettyNerd.

*Shpealing. Verb. The act of sharing your “shpeal,” like — “Continue with your shpeal.” (If you don’t know shpeal, you’re outta luck).